Thursday, October 4, 2007

New Bills

So how many times have you needed to pay for something worth around the value of $150 but have had to use a $100 and a few twenties? There is a solution, dear comrades. The $150 bill! This way you don't have to carry so many twenties in your wallet that you are accused of dealing drugs (you scum, you). Hate carrying large bills (such as a $50 and a $100)? Fear not! Our new bill will allow you to feel a false sense of security (having less bills won't stop you from being robbed).

Suggestions made by Jardine and I as to what shall be the portrait on the bill include:
-Pamela Anderson
-Allah
-Ghostface Killah
-Jonathon Taylor Thomas

Suggestions as to the animal on the back of the bill limit to one suggestion thus far:
-Pamela Anderson's beaver

SERIOUSLY VOUCH FOR THIS. I need that false sense of security.