Movie Review: High School Musical 2

I'm not going to say it was bad, but I'd rather sit on a turned over lawnmower with hot, hot coals on my nipples with my face in a poop sandwich.

New Bills

So how many times have you needed to pay for something worth around the value of $150 but have had to use a $100 and a few twenties? There is a solution, dear comrades. The $150 bill! This way you don't have to carry so many twenties in your wallet that you are accused of dealing drugs (you scum, you). Hate carrying large bills (such as a $50 and a $100)? Fear not! Our new bill will allow you to feel a false sense of security (having less bills won't stop you from being robbed).

Suggestions made by Jardine and I as to what shall be the portrait on the bill include:
-Pamela Anderson
-Allah
-Ghostface Killah
-Jonathon Taylor Thomas

Suggestions as to the animal on the back of the bill limit to one suggestion thus far:
-Pamela Anderson's beaver

SERIOUSLY VOUCH FOR THIS. I need that false sense of security.

More Haiku Fun

These are all original just so you all know. Yet I have aid from my father on this one. A Haiku is a composition of three line poetry; the first and last line containing five syllables, the middle containing seven.

Marcus* eats worm soup
He likes it warm and juicy
Marcus has problems

I drive a green van**
Problems arise daily
I should ride a bike

I*** don't drive a van
I drive a grey Cadillac
I won't ride a bike

Whispering fall winds
Songs play of the Autumn sky
I once stabbed a man





*Marcus = Captainbeefdank
**1996 Hunter Green Plymouth Voyager SE (please don't steal it... you really don't want it)
***My dad's haiku (he drives a 2007)

The Wonders of the Human Body

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MARKETING PLOY

Visit Marcus' page of excellent college homo-erotica.

Just kidding... its plain ol' straight erotica.

Just kidding... just friggin' go there already

captainbeefdank.blogspot.com

I've never quite seen the human body like that before...

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Late Random Post

Being excited for getting a Nintendo DS when all your friends own X-box 360's now is like being pyched to be the only one on your street to own a 1996 Plymouth Voyager when all the other cars are El Caminos and Chargers.

Also check out www.tv-links.co.uk

And I JUST saw Vanessa Hudgens on the Family Channel doing an interview (post internet curiosity) and a smile overcame my tired face.